1. |
Feed Me Paper
01:31
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I can only subsist
On special documents
Paper strands soak into my guts
Now I can move and touch
Getting hungry
For a
Snack of
Tissues, post-its, maps, and notebooks
NOW!
Feed me paper
I am a paper eating being
Scientific phenomenon
Look it up it happens every day
Fleshy paper man every day
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2. |
iPad Baby
01:19
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I’m neglected, nothing to do
I guess I’ll watch some YouTube
iPad baby iPad baby
Beheadings make my head spin around
I’ll watch a guy shove a jar up his ass
iPad baby iPad baby
Watch a hog crankin man skin his dick on the pavement
It’s flopping all around on the ground now
iPad baby iPad baby
AAAAAHHHH!
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3. |
Ohio Rizzler
00:59
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Hey girl
Let me rizz you up
And get you gushing
Rizzing round
Exfoliate
Toilet
You feel his rizz coming on
You’re time is through
Ohio Rizzler
Skibidi
Sus
Bajookieland
Shrigma
Gyatt
Bajonkistan
You feel his rizz coming on
You’re time is through
Ohio Rizzler
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4. |
Boy Dinner
01:31
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Boy Dinner
I’m having me a Boy Dinner
Ketchup packet
Hot chip
Vegetable?
NO THANKS!
Boy Dinner
I’m having me a Boy Dinner
Mustard packet
White bread
Apple?
NO THANKS!
BOY
DINNER
BOY DINNER
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5. |
Great Goon
00:42
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Edge
It’s the Great Goon
By yourself
With your friends
It’s the Great Goon
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6. |
iPad or Baby?
02:06
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I have these hands that go all grabby
But I also have a screen
I can broadcast lectures all day
You don’t know if I have feelings
Am I an iPad?
Or am I a baby?
What is the answer:
Yes, no, or maybe?
I have this soft flesh that’s mushy
But inside I got steel beams
I was born from a human vagina
But I got a digital scream
Am I an iPad?
Or am I a baby?
What is the answer:
Yes, no, or maybe?
I have all of these wonderful applications
I can witness in my own brain
But I can’t turn it off
It’ll make me go insane
AM I AN iPAD
OR AM I A BABY?
AM I AN iPAD
OR AM I A BABY?
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